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Genesis update, best golf foods, and more

February 17, 2023

"I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.” - John Daly

Genesis Update

The Genesis Invitational is underway at Riviera Golf Course in LA and Max Homa is in the lead. If you read our post Wednesday, and took Max Homa at +2000, you'd be a happy man right now, but you didn't listen to us, did you??

Got EEM

In case you haven't heard, Tiger Woods is fully back and outdriving these hoes. He's also -2 through round one. Five behind our leader Max Homa.

Outdriving your golf buddies is a great feeling. Period.

Knowing you're going to outdrive them, stopping at CVS before the round, grabbing a tampon, and then handing it to your buddy after? Priceless.

Knowing people are upset on the internet about this? EVEN BETTER.

The Best Golf Foods

This is the definitive list of best foods to eat while on the golf course, as determined by the editorial board of this newsletter. They are in no particular order.

Justin Rose knows his way around a nana

  1. Turn Dog - Something about a turn dog just hits different, man.

  2. Beer - Carbs delivered as fast as possible.

  3. Snickers Bar - For when you're a grumpy ass bitch on the course.

  4. Lance Toasty Crackers - Gotta get that protein in, dawg.

  5. Transfusion - Fruit juice is a natural source of energy.

  6. Banana - The holy grail.

Video For The Group Chat

"Let's face it, a rule is a rule, and without rules - there's chaos!"

Sounds From The Tour

A few weeks ago, we weren't able to score media passes, so we bought tickets like adults and went to the Farmers Insurance Open at Torrey Pines. It just sounds different when Pros hit the ball.

Caddyshanks Newsletter on Instagram: "The sweet sounds from Torrey Pines this past weekend. Golf is fun! Created and edited by our very own @chasemajerus #golf"

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Golf Thing We'd Buy If We Weren't Broke

sexy ass scotty cameron putters

Scotty Cameron putters are like the elder wand in Harry Potter, he who possesses it becomes invincible.

Sometimes, I just go on their website and dream about how many 30 footers I'd knock in with one of these.

Then I wake up and remember I can't read a green to save my life anyway. It's almost always the indian, not the arrow.

That's all folks! See you Monday for a recap of The Genesis, Brooksies Buyers Remorse, and more.