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⛳️ Preview & Picks: The John Deere Classic
Hit Driver Longer, Paige Spiranac vs. Hailey Ostrom, and more.
Good afternoon. Somewhere in America, there’s a person who’ll have a few less fingers after tomorrow. Let’s hope for their sake they aren’t a golfer.
Here's what we've got for ya today:
Drill To Hit Driver Longer
Preview & Picks: The John Deere Classic
The Open: Justin Rose In, Sergio Garcia Out
Shots Heard Round The World
Temporary WW2 Golf Rules
Divots…
Thing We’d Buy: Klinger
Drill To Hit Driver Longer
In this week's golf lesson you are going to see how Danny Maude is adding 20, 30, 40, and sometimes 50 yards to golfers in a single session with a super short backswing. Watch.
Preview: The John Deere Classic
During the first round of this tournament, you are likely to be:
A. At a 4th of July party
B. Celebrating our great nation's independence by lighting off fireworks
C. Having a cold one
D. All three
So, we won’t blame you if this is a tournament you don’t check-in on until Sunday.
That’s not to say it’s an awful tournament, because it’s not—it just happens to fall during an awkward week on the PGA Tour schedule.
The field isn’t terrible, but it should’ve been a bit stronger. It had originally featured Patrick Cantlay as the highest-ranked player, but he dropped out after sustaining an injury while training.
Now, Sungjae Im, Sepp Straka, Jason Day, and Keith Mitchell round out the top end of the field.
You may notice we’ve omitted Jordan Spieth from that list, despite the fact that he’s competing. Honestly, he hasn’t been himself out there in quite some time, and while he still has the pedigree to win against a weaker field, we wouldn’t bet him with someone else’s money.
More on Jordan in the Divots section today.
Also, expect a birdie-fest at TPC Deere Run; the last few years have seen scores in the 20-under-par region. It’s not a very imposing course.
🚩 Location: TPC Deere Run
💰 Purse: $8M - $1.4M to first.
👀 Watch On: Golf Channel, CBS, and ESPN+
👑 Previous Winners:
2023: Sepp Straka
2022: JT Poston
2021: Lucas Glover
What The Analytics Say: You need to putt well, but you don’t need to be the best putter in the world. In other words, there’s been winners here who don’t putt that well generally, but putt well on the easier greens at the JDC for a weekend.
What Our Guts Tell Us: There’s a handful of players competing this week that have won this event in the past. We had a 2nd time winner last week with Cam Davis, maybe we get another this week?
How To Watch The John Deere Classic
Thursday, July 4: 4-7 p.m. ET (Golf Channel)
Friday, July 5: 4-7 p.m. ET (Golf Channel)
Saturday, July 6: 1-3 p.m. ET (Golf Channel); 3-6 p.m. ET (CBS)
Sunday, July 7: 1-3 p.m. ET (Golf Channel); 3-6 p.m. ET (CBS)
Weather Report - Silvis
There’s a chance the first round could get impacted by rain.
Favorites: The John Deere Classic
Sungjae Im +1400, Sepp Straka +1800, Aaron Rai +2000, Jordan Spieth +2000, Davis Thompson +2200, Denny McCarthy +2200, Maverick McNealy +2800, and Keith Mitchell +3000.
Big Brain Analytics
Data: Gotta putt well, gotta get up & down well.
Shanks Picks
We won’t lie, we are still licking our wounds after Aaron Rai fell just short and finished in second place last week. We figure the only way to bounce back is to put together our most unhinged card of the year.
Outright: Lucas Glover +4500
Top Ten: Luke Clanton +410
Top Ten: Maverick McNealy +250
Top Twenty: Eric Cole +185
Top Twenty: Brendon Todd +290
Longshot: Joel Dahmen +8000
Make The Cut Parlay: Straka, Rai, Poston, Mitchell, McCarthy +297
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The Open: Justin Rose In, Sergio Garcia Out
A tale of two veterans.
It was the best of times for Justin Rose, who clinched a spot at The Open at Royal Troon.
Afterward, he spoke about how he still believes he’s good enough to win a major at 43. It’s been 11 years since his U.S. Open win at Merion.
Meanwhile, it was the worst of times for Sergio Garcia, who got put on the clock and missed qualifying by two strokes at West Lancashire.
This means Garcia won't be playing in his 100th major at The Open this year.
Read more here.
Full list of LIV Golfers in The Open here.
Shots Heard Round The World
🏌️♀️ Paige vs. Hailey Two of the most popular social media golf girls have agreed to face off 1 on 1. Read
🍷 New Jersey Refuses To Renew Trump Liquor Licenses Members at Trumps New Jersey club might have some difficulty ordering a drink in the near future. Read
😡 Greg Norman Defends LIV Golfers LIV Golf CEO Greg Norman has slammed the criticism the likes of Jon Rahm, Bryson DeChambeau and Brooks Koepka have faced following their moves away from the PGA Tour. Read.
Temporary WW2 Golf Rules
TEMPORARY WARTIME GOLF RULES
Players are asked to collect Bomb and Shrapnel splinters to save these causing damage to the Mowing Machines.
In Competitions, during gunfire or while bombs are falling, players may take cover without penalty for ceasing play.
The positions of known delayed action bombs are marked by red flags at a reasonably, but not guaranteed, safe distance therefrom.
Shrapnel and/or bomb splinters on the Fairways, or in Bunkers within a club's length of a ball, may be moved without penalty, and no penalty shall be incurred if a ball is thereby caused to move accidentally.
A ball moved by enemy action may be replaced, or if lost or destroyed, a ball may be dropped not nearer the hole without penalty.
A ball lying in a crater may be lifted and dropped not nearer the hole, preserving the line to the hole, without penalty.
A player whose stroke is affected by the simultaneous explosion of a bomb may play another ball from the same place. Penalty one stroke.
RICHMOND GOLF CLUB
SURREY, ENGLAND
1940
Divots…
Quote: “You start to realize that the trophies and all that, it’s great and it happens, but they are a blip in time…”
That’s Jordan Spieth sharing some perspective. Read
Fun Fact: This is the first time Spieth is playing the John Deere since he won it in 2015.
Thing We’d Buy: Klinger
The MANORS X SPEKTRUM Klinger Sunglasses
Using a lightweight frame constructed with sustainable bio-based polyamide and a world class contrasting and scratch resistant lens, the Klinger will protect your eyes from UV rays in the harshest sun conditions.
Fully adjustable temples, dual nose pads and light yet durable components will keep you in style and comfort whether you’re roaming sun crisped fairways or cruising down mountain trails.
That’s all folks! See you Saturday Morning.