The Honda Classic Kinda Sucks

Doing lines, Masters food, and Mark Wahlbergs Home Course

" I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again. ”

- John Daly

Doin Lines - Honda Classic at PGA National

If I'm being honest, The Honda Classic ain't the best event on the PGA tour schedule this year. This is because most of the top golfers are taking a rest week ahead of some marquee events coming up on the tour schedule, like The Arnold Palmer Invitational and The Players Championship (also known as the unofficial 5th Major).

*Note* This event used to be a very big deal and there has been some great showdowns over the years. Honda is moving on from it's sponsorship and the event has become a dud, it'll be interesting to see if the tour attempts to revive the prestige with a new sponsor next year.

On to the gambling...

I am overjoyed to tell you how much this tournament sucks to bet if you enjoy winning money, but if your idea of fun is putting your hard-earned dollars on guys like Jhonattan Vegas and Tyler Duncan then you’ve come to the right place.

Here are Top 15 in terms of Draftkings odds as of 10pm on Tuesday night:

Odds via Draft Kings

Some quick notes on PGA National: it’s fucking tough. You need to be Chris Kyle accurate with your irons, the greens are faster than your sister, there is sand and water all over the goddamn place, and the Bear Trap (15-17) will eat you alive.

I think Sungjae Im is the best golfer out of this bunch and it wouldn’t shock me to see him take it home, but I refuse to drop into triple digits on someone not named Rahm or McIlroy (and even then).

Here are a few plays I like for the week.. Take them or leave them:

  • Tyler Duncan FRL +11000

  • Jhonattan Vegas Outright +3500

  • Min Woo Lee +2800

LIV Golfers Back in Majors

The LIV drama has certainly caused a rupture in the golf world, with the PGA Tour suspending all the players that defected, and not allowing them to play in tour events, but that's changing this year.

One thing the PGA Tour doesn't have control over is ALL of the Majors. They only really have say over the PGA Championship, but they don't control The Masters, The Open, or The US Open.

Because The Open is an Open, we don't yet know who will qualify, but all previous Champions who defected to LIV will be invited.

For The Masters, we have 17 LIV Golfers who will be in the field.

  • Abraham Ancer

  • Bryson DeChambeau

  • Sergio Garcia

  • Talor Gooch

  • Dustin Johnson

  • Brooks Koepka

  • Jason Kokrak

  • Phil Mickelson

  • Kevin Na

  • Joaquin Niemann

  • Louis Oosthuizen

  • Thomas Pieters

  • Patrick Reed

  • Charl Schwartzel

  • Cameron Smith

  • Harold Varner

  • Bubba Watson

Imagine This

Rory McIlroy attempting to complete his career grandslam, finds himself in a Sunday playoff with Cam Smith. Rory wins, crowd goes wild.

Host A Masters Party

The Masters has a famous food menu and you can have it delivered right to your home.

However, one of our favorite twitter accounts provides a great counterpoint.

Have A Cold One & Putt Better

Between the Super Bowl, Waste Management, and Kevin Durant coming to the Suns, the beginning of February was absolutely insane for the greater Phoenix area.

Can the city of Phoenix keep all this mojo going?

No. Sorry guys.

The Arizona Cardinals suck and the Suns will find a way to lose along the way…

BUT the golf in Arizona is still fucking top notch. In fact, the only thing that sucks about golf in the desert is that by 10am you’re sweating your balls off.

Good news…

There’s a place in Scottsdale where you can work on your short game, sip a cold bevvy, and munch good food, all while not roasting in the sun.

It’s called Putting World and it’s like if Top Golf and mini golf made a baby. It’s an 18-Hole indoor championship putting course & entertainment venue. 18-holes that set up differently every day to be challenging and fun. They even have a proprietary technology that measures your performance to help you be a better putter because they know you suck.

Check out their website puttingworld.com or their Instagram @puttingworld.

Golf Course Porn

Eagle Falls Golf Club, CA by @couldbetheday

Shots Heard 'Round The Golf World

Golf Thing We'd Buy If We Weren't Broke

I would simply never leave my house if I lived here and my short game would be immaculate*

I'd also take out the basketball court and add more golf holes, because basketball is a young mans game and I'm on the wrong side of thirty and have an alcohol problem.

*Would likely go from 60 putts a round down to 50

That's all folks! See you Friday.