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The biggest A**hole in golf?
Patrick Reed, Golf Girl of the Month, and more..
They call it golf because the other four-letter words were taken. - Ray Floyd
Doin Lines
The Genesis Invitational starts tomorrow at Riviera CC in LA. Here are the lines.
We like Max Homa to win in his home state. Also, it looks like Rory, JT, and Tiger are in a group and they are set to tee off at 3:04 PM ET. For the record, Tiger is +13000 to win on DraftKings, if you want to take a flier on the GOAT....
Golf girl of the month
Everyone knows she’s the hottest thing to grace a golf course in decades.
Paige Spiranac - Golf Megababe
Holy Sh*t what a rack! If you don’t already - follow Paige on Insta for the daily dose of eye candy. It beats talking to any of your co-workers that’s for sure.
The biggest A**hole in golf? Allegedly
Why do golf fans hate Patrick Reed? The real question may be "how does anyone like him?" Below you can find a rundown of reasons accusations.
While at UGA, He was accused of cheating, he was also accused of stealing "$400 and a Scotty Cameron Putter" from a college teammate. He was eventually dismissed from the team and transferred to Augusta State, where teammates also accused him of cheating.
Claimed he was a top 5 golfer before he ever won a major.
He wears a fucking beaded choker necklace, man, cmon!
His wife allegedly runs a burner twitter account called @usegolfacts and she allegedly also has, what some would describe as, a horse face.
He's been accused of cheating on tour. According to Gary Van Sickle (incredible name btw) from S.I. Here's what he said "Remember in 2012, when Reed set a record (at the time) by Monday qualifying six times to get into PGA Tour fields? That is a remarkable feat, because you’ve got to shoot low, low, low. To do it six times in one summer almost defies belief."
Most recently, after joining LIV Golf, in a few actions in line with being someone who everyone else hates, he's filed defamation lawsuits (they were dismissed) against the PGA Tour, Golf Channel, Brandle Chamblee, and others.
Look at that necklace man.
Patrick Reed with allegedly douchebag-like accessories
A reminder of how bad you are at golf
They are just playing a different game than the rest of us, but if you've ever wanted to quantify it.. there it is.
.@JonRahmpga current USGA index is BANANAS.
Officially:
▶️+10.1Adjusted for tour difficulty:
▶️About +11.5 to +12.0If a 5-index played Rahm at La Quinta (from the tips), Rahm would need to give 20 shots (still not enough).
Rahm is good at golf.
Very very good at golf.
— Lou Stagner (Golf Stat Pro) (@LouStagner)
3:11 PM • Jan 22, 2023
For the group chat
There's just something about the sweet sound of Danny Devitos voice saying "dong".
Shots Heard Round The Golf World
Full Swing is now LIVE. The most anticipated golf documentary ever.
Tiger is playing golf tomorrow and he said "I would not have put myself out here if I didn’t think I could beat these guys and win the event.”
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That's all folks!